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1. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
2. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
3. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
4. Why is "phonetic" not spelled the way it sounds?
5. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
6. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
7. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
8. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
9. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
10. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
11. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
12. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
13. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
14. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
15. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
16. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
17. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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